Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Baseball Jokes
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
