Baseball

Baseball jokes

Orphan

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

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  • Bat

    Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

    'Cause they'll eat the bat!

    Stereotype

    Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

    Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

    Orphan

    The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

    Sport

    I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

    Orphan

    Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

    Because he doesn’t know where home is.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans play baseball?

    Because they don't know where home is.

    Orphan

    Why are orphans bad at baseball?

    Because they don’t know what a home is.