the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Coach: why can't orphans play baseball Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
I miss playing baseball.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
why cant a homeless person win a baseball game?? they cant find home plate
Baseball is awesome 😎
Why cant orphans play baseball cause theres no home.
What is the diffrence between a apple tray and a orphan the apples get picked.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
