Baseball jokes
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.