Baseball jokes
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.