Baseball jokes
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.