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Baseball Jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Trevor Bauer for President.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
