Baseball jokes
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!