Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
