Baseball jokes
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.