Baseball

Baseball jokes

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?

Me: Because they can't get a homerun.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

Why do orphans love baseball?

Because it gives them a home to run to.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.