What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
Why can't orphans play baseball..............they can;t find homeđđ
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
A orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says âdude, I gotta teach youâ. The orphan goes âwhy I got all your moves downâ. The baseball player goes âbut kid you can never find home thoughâ.
Why can Ìt orphans play baseball? They don Ìt know where home is.
Why donât orphans play baseball?
Because they donât know where home is.
why cant a homeless person win a baseball game?? they cant find home plate
Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.
why cant orphan play baseball. because they cant find home
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iâm okay, but I feel like Iâve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldnât build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldâve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, âWhatâs your favorite kind of music?â The other says, âIâm a big metal fan.â
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didnât the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I canât drink coffee anymore. Or else theyâll ground me!
What's and orphans favorite sport? Baseball Because that's the only time they can run home.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game
ANSWER: They couldn't find home base
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
Cuz all the fans have left.
Why do orphans play baseball becuase they try to find đĄ
Why ainât Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why canât orphans play baseball?
Because they donât know where home is.
I was playing Baseball with a orphans but when they hit a homerun they had nowhere to go
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
