Why did the orphan join the baseball team? Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home
why do orphans place baseball,
Because they have to run back to home base
why are Chinese people bad at base ball.
.because they ate the bad
Why can’t orfans play base ball because they can’t find home.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game
ANSWER: They couldn't find home base
YO MAMA SOO STUPID!!, she though base balls at bat man
Doctor Doctor I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon? Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and i will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke i do.
Coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why cant orphans play base ball? Because they cant find home
Why can’t orphans play baseball
Because they don’t have a home base
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
What did the baseball player say to the bassist. Nice base line.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
Whats the difference between an Al Queda Base and a Pakastani School
"I don't know man l, i just gly the drones"
Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?
I dont know, i just fly the drone.