B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Saying balls go into pussy.
I like balls.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.