B.A.L.L.S. jokes

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.

Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”

Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

Saying balls go into pussy.

I like balls.

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

What's big and black?

My balls.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

Man says, "What's Ligma?"

Woman says, "Ligma balls!"

Baby says nothing, she transgender.

"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"

What separates snowmen from snow-women?

Snow balls.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.

"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...