B.A.L.L.S. jokes
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
Saying balls go into pussy.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
I like balls.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.