Balls jokes

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.

Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”

Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

Saying balls go into pussy.

What's big and black?

My balls.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

Man says, "What's Ligma?"

Woman says, "Ligma balls!"

Baby says nothing, she transgender.

I like balls.

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"

"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!