B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.
The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.