Balls jokes

Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

Saying balls go into pussy.

Man says, "What's Ligma?"

Woman says, "Ligma balls!"

Baby says nothing, she transgender.

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

I like balls.

What's big and black?

My balls.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!

Do you know Candice?

"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"