Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Balls Jokes
What's big and black?
My balls.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
I like balls.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
