B.A.L.L.S. jokes

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.

Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”

Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

Saying balls go into pussy.

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

I like balls.

What's big and black?

My balls.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."

"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...