B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Lick my BALLS!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Your mum has balls.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.