B.A.L.L.S. jokes
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Lick my BALLS!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Your mum has balls.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.