"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Balls Jokes
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Biggest balls?
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Your mum has balls.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
