B.A.L.L.S. jokes
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Lick my BALLS!
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Your mum has balls.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.