Balls jokes

"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"

What separates snowmen from snow-women?

Snow balls.

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

Why do midgets run on balls?

Because the grass tickles them.

Your mum has balls.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.

He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

Kenya? Ligma balls!

There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:

"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."

Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"

The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."

Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.

Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!

Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?

Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.

I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.

A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.

They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.