B.A.L.L.S. jokes
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Your mum has balls.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.