Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion & shooting!
I need to call candy whats candy can bofe if thies balls fit in your mouf
why can't an orphan play base ball... they can't find home
Why can’t orphans play base ball? Because they can’t find home
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how abt you ligma balls 😏 (it’s all abt how you pronounce the end)
Why do Dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
what did Cinderella say wen she got to the ball guu
uwu my balls says mommy wait what says jonny thats not my mommy
I put the Christmas balls in my sack
Igma is my balls
why cant orphans play base ball A. because they cant get a home run
did mr rusher play tennis in the dark you will get hit by the tennis ball ouch mr rusher said
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what did the ball say to the other ball your baller
Jesse:do you like my ball Mike :yes they are very big i can’t even fit them in my mouth you bought a new ball right Jesse : no they do not leave me
Kid says “are u a soldier”? Soldier says “mhm” kid says “i wanna be a soldier some day” soldier says “really”? The kid says “ye but, father says i don’t have the balls to be a soldier” “but he’s right ima FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!
My boyfriend and i were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet. All our friends were shocked when i went into the boys bathroom with him.
I play with balls. No me the girl that was "playing something".
did you hear about the guy that diped his balls in glitter. pretty nuts huh?
I went to the market to get eggs,and my sister thought that i meant my Balls
