B.A.L.L.S. jokes
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Suck my balls!
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ my titties, and then I felt a shoe get shoved all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE’S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched, and got smacked in the face. Went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF r u starin at," I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I though this this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.