I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Balls Jokes
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
You don't have any balls.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
