my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
Slow and steady wins the race
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
What's the most difficult about being a paediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
Anybody can use this:)
Slow and steady wins the race but it won't fix ur ugly face 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face
Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
