This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because im a quiet kid and people act as if I’m soo dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me.. but now I’m just sick of them...
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes they have no delivery.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
This Pun is soo bad your gonna PUNch me.
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick
Q: what it's a cow A: a bad cow
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
Why is the us so bad at clash Royale because they already lost two towers
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said “what happened to all the parents?” She sounded so confused so i told her “its only yours kid, they left you on purpose” she cried i felt bad for a second and the thought oh well time to back to my job at the orphanage
therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?
satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol”
therapist: that's not so bad
satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”
Why are the English so bad at chess? Bc they lost their queen.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
First of all, If a Woman Sue's Bill Cosby for Drugging & Rape 50 Years ago, & She Could still remember it, IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BAD
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt, they don't know what mummies are
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
