sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
You so bad at games bro they gave u aid's before loosing 😹
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
Say my name if you like breaking bad :)
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mamas breath smells so bad. People can't wait for her to fart.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhreriating.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
why are amercians so bad at class royals because they already lost 2 towers
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches at the World War.
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
