Bad jokes

Bad Jokes Jokes

Site

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

Pterodactyl

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.

Land

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Delivery

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Tower

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

(Answer) Ground beef.

Sorry for a bad joke.

Chimney

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-

Toilet Paper

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Difference

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

Orphan

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Life

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.