Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
maybe if you get a better hairline your dad will come back with the milk
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
I’m back
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
