The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
Back Jokes
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
