Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
