When someone says don't talk back to me, say I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back?đ¤
Whatâs the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldnât be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
Ceo intrupidore born in 1964 Jeffrey,Jeffrey bozos.repeat come on Jeffrey you can do it pave the way put your back in to it tell is why show is how look at where you came from look at you now. Zuckerberg and gates and Muke it the anchors can make and sick it up there wivs drink there blood come on jeff get I'm dododoodododod
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she wantâs to change, but when she see a knife she just canât help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.
I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.
my friend dumped me so i stole there wheelchair have a guess who came crawling back
Why did sally fall off the swing? Ěwhyâ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? Ěwhyâ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didnât like not having arms Knock knock Ěwhoâs there Ě Not sally, she hasnât come back yet
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth dissappear.
Your hairlineâs so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldnât find it.
McDonald call back and they said they want there logo back
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work
your hairline so far back even the rock johnsen couldnt find it
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
maybe if you get a better hairline your dad will come back with the milk
I pushed a disabled kid over and he came crawling back to me
Your hairline goes farther back to to Rosa parks seat
