Back jokes
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."