Awkward situation jokes

Funeral

  • My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

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  • Orphan

  • The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

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  • Family dinner

  • You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

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  • Abortion

  • What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

    Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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  • Funeral

  • My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

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