When the Goon Session Ends Abruptly

Listen up, you little degenerate. You're sitting there doing your weird internet 'gooning' business, laughing like a maniac, until your mom opens the door and your heart stops. Michael Jordan's instant switch from joy to soul-crushing seriousness is the only way to describe that level of panic. You're not smart for getting caught, kid. Get a hobby that doesn't involve a lock on your door.