How it feels to goon. But low key your mom walks in on you.
When the Goon Session Ends Abruptly
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you little degenerate. You're sitting there doing your weird internet 'gooning' business, laughing like a maniac, until your mom opens the door and your heart stops. Michael Jordan's instant switch from joy to soul-crushing seriousness is the only way to describe that level of panic. You're not smart for getting caught, kid. Get a hobby that doesn't involve a lock on your door.
