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M3ME G0D

The image shows a man with a beard looking up with a shocked expression. Above the man is the text: "The average homeless person sleeping near the Las Vegas Sphere:".

God Pt.2

The image shows two frames. In the top frame, a person with a blurry face and camo clothing is firing a rifle at a target in a field. Another person is standing in the background. In the bottom frame, a man with a hat is standing on a road and looking at the camera with a smile on his face. Text on the image reads: "Adam: The next distance we'll be firing from is 500 yards. The distance of your average restraining order."

Heroin Monkey

The text on the image says: POV: The average British person when you say tuesday and not 'chewsday'. Below the text, there is an image of a knight fighting another person in a wooded area.

Heroin Monkey

A person with white cloak and mask is raising their hand. The text says: "Silence, headache. 12h 7m average screentime is talking."

Anonymous

If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like

A meme with the text "Middle school band section stereotypes starterpack". It shows different band instruments with labels underneath: "Trumpets: assholes who were too loud", "Flutes: Mostly girls", "Trombones: The dumbasses", "Percussion: Kids with severe ADHD", "Tubas: That weird but loveable kid", "Clarinets: The incredibly average kids", "Baritones/Euphoniums: The weird kid that drank Monster and wore DC shoes", "French horns: The know-it-alls", "Saxophones: The "cool" kids who loved Ska and ultimate frisbee."

WopmuttKiller

Picrel is the average wopmutt. Shitalians aren't white, European, or even human.

A caricature of a person with brown skin, a black hat, and a mustache. They're crying and drooling, with a heart-shaped opening in their mouth containing what looks like brown filth. The figure is partially covered by the Italian flag, and a piece of pizza is visible in their right hand. The Italian flag is also shown in the upper left.

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a progression of Spongebob Squarepants through different stages of education and finally work. In elementary school, Spongebob looks innocent next to simple math equations. In middle school, he's confused next to a quadratic equation. In high school, he looks muscular next to a complex integral. In college, he appears even more powerful next to another integral. Finally, in a job, he looks bored next to a list of office supplies and their costs.

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

Unimportant Intelligence

A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."

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Ohio citizens bruh

The image shows a distorted, close-up of a man's face with the text "Average Ohio Citizen" above him. The man has a baseball cap and a red and white jersey. His expression is exaggerated.

Heroin Monkey

A text document screenshot with a paragraph about knowing fundamental rights and making informed voting decisions. Highlighted in yellow is "Even with the margin of error being 9 percent average, which is still significant." A suggestion box from Grammarly is on the right saying "One obvious solution to this problem is Iwyluwxzdlvq more civics courses in schools and wxtloj it a graduation requirement for high school students."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a scene from a movie with two figures fighting with swords. The text above the image reads, 'POV: The average British person when you say Tuesday and not 'chewsday'.'

Anonymous

Shit post-master general

A meme comparing an "average pulp-free fan" with a "typical pulp enjoyer." On the left, a man wearing a maid outfit. On the right, a muscular man.

Adolf Nigler

A line graph compares the search interest over time for Google Classroom and ChatGPT. ChatGPT (red line) has higher interest than Google Classroom (blue line).