Avenger

Avenger Jokes

Marriage

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Thanos

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

make-a-wish kid

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

Snap

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

World

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.