A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Yo mama so fat that the avengers team had to snap five times and say oh my God
i was watching avengers i i thought i saw a grape but it was just thanos
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the avengers turn up without tony stark? "We are in the endgame now"
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
