A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
Avenger Jokes
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
