health commercials be like:
serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH
When a girl was having an aszma attack ariana said just keep breathing an breathing an breathin!!!!!
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Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow do you kiss your mom with that mouth? Peter: Jokes on you I don't have a mom. Tony: * having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter we talked about this!!!
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic Attacks
What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we'll have to go through it
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
what do you call a terrorist attack in india .
a wednestday
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀
Why did the clown not attack mike cause they bouncee
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, “Down, Syndrome!”
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
Where did Sally go during the attack?
everywhere
Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
