Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Astronomy Jokes
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
More like your anus.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
