Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
Are u getting the funnys
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Mooning is very astrological!
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
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Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
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And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
