A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot he tell the assassin my wife’s been cheating on me I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick, when they arrive they wait the man asks why he hasn’t taken the shot the assassin says I know how I can save you $1000
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents, its like their heads were empty
What’s Christian and holey?
JFK
Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
What do i think about the Kennedy assassination? First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't.” JFK’s assassin certainly can!
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
I got a phone call from a guy labled 'assassin' saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w-
*gunshot*
JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
John F. Kenedy: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
No one
Absolutely no one
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK
jfk wife trying to grab his head be like him in haven why did i marrei her welp time for a devorsin
What is the difference between the assassination of césar and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by romans
A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender I m here to assassinate John Tucker. The bartender replies he’s in the restroom. The hit man goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour. The bartender asks him did u kill him? The hitman replies with a sad face “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour and when I asked him what’s taking him so long he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started”.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
