A straight man and a gay man are talking, the straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”
That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
What happens to an Orphan that gets on house arrest?
(They Get set Free)
what did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
freeze
Why was the belt placed under arrest? For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering A minor
this website it darker than the kid that got arrested last week
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia."
"Wait! I can explain everything."
kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego's will you please help me Kids- where's dora Swiper- she's under cardiac arrest kids - poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!!
Your mother is so fast she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
jack and jill went up a hill so jill could lik jacks candystik but jill got a suprise wen she saw her borfiend rik he got so angre jack has no candestik no more jill went home whith a black i and rik got arested for cuting jacks candystik
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
