Ares jokes
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.