Are jokes
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Memes
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."