Are jokes
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Memes
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Most pakis are disabled.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
"Gwen, are you still there?"
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.