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Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

No one.

Why are priests called father?

I don’t know why.

Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

The bully: You're gay.

The nerd: I am.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: Then what are you?

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.

You are so dumb.

You are so cat.

These are just plain wrong jokes.

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.

You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!

"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."

"Son, stay out of the drawer."

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.