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Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Memes
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!