Are jokes
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" đ
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Memes
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Words canât describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kaneâs, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I donât give a fuck about what you say.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.