Are jokes

My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

What animal jumps the highest?

An emo kid, some of them are still up there.

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

What did the seal say to the shark?

"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"

These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.

I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.

Why are Santa's balls so big?

Because he comes once a year.

My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?

Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.

Why are Mexicans good at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

"We are Number one."

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.