Are jokes

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Orange you glad you are not a comedian?

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Jokes are rather funny.

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Wow, all these jokes are humerus!

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Where are crackheads from?

OHIGHo

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

Hi, how are you doing today?