Are jokes

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.

"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."

The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

There's something special about cemeteries.

People are dying to get inside.

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?

They already lost two towers.

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.

An apple gets picked.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.