Are jokes

What are the similarities between apples and emos?

They both hang from trees.

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...

Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.

Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”

Patient: “Give me the good news first.”

Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”

Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”

Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

Enjoy!

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."

Why are there only 363 days for orphans?

Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"

These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.