Are jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Memes
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"