Are jokes

What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?

They are both off the map.

Why do orphans only have 354 days?

'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

Are multiple choice questions too easy?

A) Yes.

Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

I'm sorry.

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

Why are fish smart?

They live i a school.

Why are fish smart?

They live in a school.

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

Why are all fat people bad drivers?

They are all hungover.

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."