Are jokes

What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?

You are so butty-ful!

School

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.

Demon

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

Orphan

How are orphans like Spider-Man?

No way home.

Grandfather

I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”

Memes

Voice

5 months ago

Shitpost master general

A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

Are memes

Cheetah

Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.

Orphan

Why are orphans whores?

Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃

Fire

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

Father

You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.

Body

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

Word

I remember my grandad's last words: "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Sun

🌍: You're so hot!

🌎: How are you single?

☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!

Atom

6 years ago

Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)

Hand

What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?

Why are you so tall?

Baby

2 years ago

Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Nun

The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.

When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.

She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."

Family

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

Comment Part 2

Rape

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

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