Are jokes
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Memes
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Roses are red, Violets are blue.