Are jokes
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Memes
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?