Are jokes

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?

They never walk alone.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?

They don't have a home to run to.

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it’s a family business.

I came on for an orphan joke.

Then I realized they are a joke.

Why are orphans never in jail?

Because they're never wanted.

Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!

The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."