Appearance jokes
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.