Appearance jokes
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
You're more uglier.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.