Anus jokes

I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.

More like your anus.

What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?

The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

So here's Uranus, where's my anus?

Butthole.

My name has "anus" in it.

What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

You know what they call pineapples in Paris?

I don't know, what?

Anus.

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

What's NASA's grossest mission?

Probing Uranus.

I sucked your mom's anus.