You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
So here’s Uranus where’s my anus
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
More like your anus.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
My name has "anus" in it.
When u split Uranus in half is ur-anus. That's why it's has a buts joke. Weird
OH look ITS UR ANUS
Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus
