Anus jokes
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
I sucked your mom's anus.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
More like your anus.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
My name has "anus" in it.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
