Bowel

Bowel Jokes

Woman

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.

After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”

She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”

To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

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    Hall

    Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

    A Star Trek character wearing a Santa hat is pictured with the quote: "I do not know who 'Holly' is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates that she must be a fierce warrior, indeed."

    Syndrome

    Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

    It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

    Lady

    A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”

    The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.