Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
I have an EpiPen
Friend gave it to me when he was as dying
It seemed really important to him that I have it
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
I’ll always remember my dads last words.... Why do you have an axe we live in the city
what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai ping
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
