ANS jokes
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.