What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? ----- Then there is me: My life.
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
showing them the ropes.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The mother board."
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i chop up an onion
