ANS jokes
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Let's talk.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.