ANS jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
The TRICKSTER
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"