ANS jokes
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.