ANS jokes
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
You're an alcoholic!
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...