What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?
A self-fie
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling Onions!
Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock Knock...
Who' there?
Not your parents
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".