What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
