ANS jokes
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
You can't give an orphan homework.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?