They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped? alien vs predator
If u kill an emo Is it an assist kill?
One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
