ANS jokes
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.